The Marine

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There are only 3 reasons why I posted this. The first is just to let you all know that the WWE (World Wresting Entertainment) has officially launched WWE Films. Yes, we are all sad. They have 3 movies on the docket right now, The Marine is the second. WWE star John Cena will star in it, and if you can't tell by the picture, this guy is ripped to shit! He's juiced like crazy. He's got a few too many shots in the ass. How ever you want to say it, he's huge. His co-star will be Kelly Carlson, that girl from Nip/Tuck. That's reason #1.

IGN gives the early (and terrible) synopsis:

The Marine will star John "Doctor of Thuganomics" Cena as an injured Marine who returns from combat to find that his wife (Kelly Carlson of Nip/Tuck) is being held hostage by a diamond thief. The Marine must race against the clock to save her and, no doubt, beat the crap out of everybody in the process.

Reason #2 is that this movie could be cool. Follow me here, I'm not saying it's going to be good, because it's not, it's a WWE movie. But if any of you have seen The Punisher, that was a bad movie too, but it was cool because he punished! John Cena is a huge guy, and he already knows how to fake fight, so if this movie is made purely as an ass-whoopin', beat-down, action-packed, blood-fest, the I think it will be cool. Think Punisher on steroids. That's reason #2.

Reason #3 is to warn Hayley that the movie coming out called The Marine is not one she wants to see. If she hears about it before she knows what it is, she might get her big Marine hopes up. Then, when she finds out, those hopes will be crushed faster than the coffee cups through the chain-link fence last night (breaking things is always fun). So Hayley, prepare yourself for a movie that will shame the Marine Corps, and piss you off.